cannibalchicken:

zackisontumblr:

bewilderduck:

xxtc-96xx:

zackisontumblr:

pseudologla:

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

• skips every song on my ipod
• lets the music play without interruption
• plays the same song on repeat for days

What’s an iPod?

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint

they thought what…

dankmemeuniversity:

hellenhighwater:

froggybangbang:

hellenhighwater:

karlyanalora:

hellenhighwater:

i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus

Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?

Much worse.

Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!

It’s spreading, evolving–

myjetpack:

My cartoon for this week’s New Scientist. Many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/

radiofreederry:

socialistexan:

wuuruvu:

famousprophet:

famousprophet:

I got so stoned last night i visualized myself enjoying a huge bowl of mac and cheese so vividly that i forgot to eat dinner bc i thought i already ate

it was exactly like this

oh, burger tulpa?

here it is

dunkstein:

loseremo:

zootycoon:

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months